Apt. 932 News, Vol. 3

Hey, man. I find myself clever.

Some people grieve their pandemic losses via meditation or prayer or … some sort of healthy route.

Some people choose self-destructive behaviors. Or numbing oneself via food or exercise or alcohol or drugs.

Have I tried all these? [tenderly places finger on your lips] Shhhhh. Shhhhh. Let’s not talk about that.

But I think the most effective coping mechanism thus far has idiocy involving Voice Memos and audio-editing software (Audacity, if you’re curious) and gently — lovingly, really — poking fun at public radio conventions.