Twitter Is Real Life
...or if it's not, then maybe the Iowa State Fair was just a delicious hallucination.
Hello my dear newsletter readers! Welcome to my latest attempt to Do A Newsletter.
You will note that I have changed the overall newsletter title. This is my attempt to frame [waves arms] this all as what always wants to pour out of me anyway: what it’s like to be a journalist.
I mean, look: I’ve been doing this as a career for a little over a decade now, and I love my job [hi bosses!], and I still pinch myself that I now trade story ideas and reporting tips with people I admired from afar for so long. So…that’s one reason to write. But not only that...a huge, huge number of people distrust journalists and our profession. I figure, I will come out here and talk about how I do my job, how I feel about my work, and do my tiny tiny part of demystifying all this.
Anyhow. This week’s banger -- and probably the next volume as well -- is all about Twitter. Let’s go.
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The Pew Research Center put out a study this week showing the statistical contours of the Twitter populace. The finding that grabbed the most attention: a minority of Twitter users are responsible for the overwhelming majority of tweets.


If you stop and think about it, this isn’t wildly unusual...this is probably the general statistical shape of most pastimes you can think of -- I would venture to guess that something like 1% of Americans are playing 95% of the Dungeons & Dragons, for example, or that 10% of people are doing 75% of the gardening.1 And so on.
And yet. This study caused my Twitter timeline -- and perhaps yours -- to fill up with pretty much this tweet...on repeat:


This is not to pick on this Alex Van Ness person, who is just one of bajillions who came up when I searched Twitter for the phrase “Twitter is not real life” after this study published.2
And look: people I love and respect tweeted similar sentiments. And I do not want to insult or subtweet them. Everyone gets their own opinion. Rather, I’m going to voice my opinion here:
Twitter is very much real life.
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