Please run for president so that—when I get interviewed while sitting in a diner by a reporter who has never been to Indiana before except for that one time they got lost in Chicago—I can say "I'm voting for Danielle because she called a 5'11" man 'tall'!"
I had to pee the whole time that I read this.
Please run for president so that—when I get interviewed while sitting in a diner by a reporter who has never been to Indiana before except for that one time they got lost in Chicago—I can say "I'm voting for Danielle because she called a 5'11" man 'tall'!"